why your 20s are disconcerting

Morgan:  Does it ever freak you out a little bit that [girl who we 

         lived with in college] is....a doctor?

         I mean, this is the girl who not once, not twice, but 

         three times forgot she left her cell phone in her pants, 
         and put them in the washing machine.

Me:      It would freak me out less if [this girl] was the only 

         person I knew who made me think, "....seriously?  They're 
         letting you be a doctor/lawyer/CPA/other relatively 
         responsible person?"

Morgan:  TESTIFY.