Tuesday, November 8, 2011

third wheel

“I'm a waiter, and an uninvited participant in just about every date you've ever been on.”

Includes such gems as:  "When I return to drop their check, they're making out shamelessly, in the weird but common belief that because they are sitting and I am standing, I cannot see them."

I don’t even want to think about what waiters all over Los Angeles must think of me.

2 comments:

  1. this article was great (probably partially because I can relate), as is your blog, which I just came across. I'll definitely be back!

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  2. Hey, thanks, Christina! Glad you stumbled in.

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